Nothing lasts forever, so it was only a matter of time before these humble boots bit the dust. It is, perhaps, because they had taken their occupant to so many places that a eulogy was duly commissioned.
Within this august annuls of this online vehicle, I cannot recall extolling the virtues of Millets, the outdoor emporium situated in Stroud, but in that utilitarian shop was the boots' birth and entry into the story. On our way to Morocco to do a July recce for a student trip later in 2010, the Memsahib and meself decided that a stout pair of boots was in order – not too heavy and with the ability to allow the footsies to breathe in desert heat. In sickening lovey-dovey couple style, we bought matching his-and-hers.
They performed admirably on the holiday, even up the High Atlas mountains to the barren shores of Lake Tamda, although they felt a rather pompous luxury when following the Berber guide's dusty clad and flailing flip-flips. Nevertheless, now product-tested, I was content to use them on the school trip in October as all-purpose shoe leather/synthetic fabric to be worn when seeing ruined palaces, freezing butts off around the campfire singing songs about pigeons or traipsing around through the Saharan day. They even doubled as football boots against the barefoot local boys in the Tighza Village vs KGV Student 11-a side. The ability of the Moroccans to play shoeless on a loose gravelly surface has me wincing even now – and they would have happily played all day against a puffing and panting kaffir.
They had thought they would contentedly see out their days in the pretty bywaters of New Territories Hong Kong – up and down the sandy pathways of the country park they afforded stout protection on podcast-filled tramps up stream beds right towards the many audiobook frequented high hilltop vantage points. But in March of last year they were to see new life in the wintry move to the Czech Republic. By then age had seen their grip severely give so that snow and ice became more treacherous than it need be. On top of it all, with the onset of the next winter the right-hand sole had sprung a leak: each step through long grass or mud resulted in a dirty wet sock. The end time had come.
Thus, the long-used boots well and truly reached their allotted end and required a merciful putting out of their misery. And so, because the Memsahib's boots had also significantly deteriorated, to the local shops we went and, with the help of rectangular plastic, hey-presto! – two new sets of stylish and exciting footwear were adopted.
What new footwear joys await can only be imagined: the boots are dead – long live the boots!
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