They say nostalgia's not what it used to be – a bit like your teeth. So here's a little quiz to show how easily conditioned you were by the masters of the universe of chocolatey products. It also goes to show just how much telly you watched and how many holes in the teeth you could have avoided if you'd stuck to a plain and simple sugary-free diet. (In other words, completely unavoidable.)
How many of the chocolatey slogans can you identify from the heyday of British telly choccy adverts (some of which are still running)? Link the slogan with the mass-produced vegetable fat dairy concentrate high-sugar industrial confectionary product. Some have been updated and the first one's given. Please add more in the comment section.
Pencils and paper at the ready? Ready, steady, go!
A hazelnut in every bite |
Topic |
Good rich and thick, a milk chocolate brick |
Bounty |
Bite it and believe it |
Caramel |
The longer lasting snack |
Chocolate Orange |
Full of eastern promise |
Club |
Somebody somewhere's eating a ... |
Crunchie |
... takes time to chew |
Dairy Milk |
Do you love someone enough to give them your last ... |
Ferrero Rocher |
If you're feeling a little p-peckish p-p-p-pick up a ... |
Flake |
They melt in your mouth, not in your hands |
Fudge |
The sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite |
Galaxy |
The creamiest milk, the whitest bar, the goodness that's in ... |
Galaxy |
All because the lady loves ... |
Kit-Kat |
... helps you work, rest and play |
Maltesers |
Lighter than ordinary chocolate |
Mars |
Have a break... have a ... |
Milk Tray |
Gives you a share of country goodness |
Milky Bar |
Why have cotton when you can have silk? |
Milky Way |
A finger of ... is just enough to give the kids a treat |
Minstrels |
Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before |
Penguin |
Ambassador, with these …, you're really spoiling us |
Rolo |
A glass and a half of full cream milk in every half pound |
Texas |
Thank ... it's Friday! |
Toffee Crisp |
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our ... |
Turkish Delight |
It's not Terry's, it's mine! |
Twix |
Take it easy with a ... |
Wispa |
They came in search of paradise |
Yorkie |
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